marty@smartfranchiseinvesting.com says franchise this!
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Your electronic mailbox is lonely. Our pink promotions may help, and you can find out by simply talking to Marty Greenbaum -- marty@smartfranchiseinvesting.com -- to learn all about Smart Franchise Investing and smelly pink sludge. Sure, you can come to think he is a spammy asshole, but you may not develop that opinion until you have more information.
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Now you can learn about franchising from an experienced pink promoter capable of sending out myriad unsolicited commercial e-mails. Two maildrops mean less waiting, so ask marilyn@marilynconsults.com or marilyn@theFranchiseconsultingcompany.com (Marilyn Imparato) and you can find out everything you need to know:
* How to pay for a franchise
* How to invest heavily to start up
* How to purchase supplies from the franchisor
* How to take a percentage off the top of every dollar that comes in the register
* How to send that percentage to corporate
There are alternatives. Whether you are new to franchising, or you just need to have your electronic mailbox filled with pink sludge, you may want to talk to Marty Greenbaum about Smart Franchise Investing. And now he also has two maildrops -- marty@greenbaumconsultco.com and marty@smartfranchiseinvesting.com so there is almost no waiting. Get in touch to learn about Greenbaum Consulting or Smart Franchise Investing, and have an electronic mailbox that stays filled with the sort of pink sludge that gives off the ripest of odors!
Better than ever! Now, with additional maildrops to assure fastest service, they have the enthusiasm to fill your mailbox with unsolicited commercial e-mail practically upon demand. Marty and the franchise investment pushers have heard your need for speed:
1 marty@smartfranchiseinvesting.com
2 mg@greenbaummarketing.com
3 mg@thefranchiseconsultingcompany.com
Marty and Marilyn ares not the only ones pinkly promoting franchise frustration. For that personal touch, you might want to get in touch with stacy@franchisematchmakers.com or stacy@stacyconsult.com (Stacy Swift) and find out just how exciting it can be to send money to corporate!
And there would be point to it if we could not mention some direct frachise opportunists, all of whom are happy to fill your electronic mailbox with pink promotions!
gustaffson@famoustoastery.com eremy@ownroundtableco.com ortizv@transblue.org
eric@famoustoasteryfran.com todd@tdsinc.co wescotta@transblue.org
emandzik@fatbrands.com virginia@transbluecorp.co wescottd@transblue.org
compliance@gattispizza.com franchise@transblue.org wescottj@transblue.org
scott@gattispizzacorp.com info@transblue.org pat@woodysbarbqcorp.co
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